Hi Dumb-Dumb. You are a L-O-S-E-R! And we know it. You know it too... and all the women on the planet can spot it. Not to mention that... but you've probably got freaky nasty taboo fantasies which only make you even less attractive to women. It's ok though, you can be relieved. We're here to take care of you loser... but you're gonna pay a high price for it. We specialize in dealing with special freaks just like you. It's an annoying job, but someone has to do it.

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7 minutes is the minimum time
US & Canadian Residents 18+ Only
Call Toll Free 1-888-763-1499

For Uncensored and No Holds Barred Humiliation!
You're a loser and you deserve to pay for the abuse from attractive women!


The FAQ for Dummies

We decided to answer all the stupid questions we can think of. You'll notice we repeat the answers lots of times hoping that it sinks in. B


What is this, I am stupid and don't understand?
We're a phone sex service and we've been in business since 1995. Our girls from their homes not a call center. A secretary will answer your call and handle all of your billing. She will tell you what girls are available. You will then be transferred to a girl of your choice. Our girls will never have access to it so you can trust that it is private and safe. We're open 24 hrs per day.


Who will answer the phone?
First dummy there is a recording that is very short like your attention span. It will just review the rates, how the billing appears on your card, and basic info. Then you will be connected to a live secretary.


Can I talk about anything?
Well, yeah. The main thing is this is a phone sex service that caters to humiliation. But you can include other topics, because none of them are taboo here. This is a one on one private conversation so you can discuss anything you'd like.


What's humiliation?
It's the thing that happens to you everyday. Humiliation is a unique fantasy within the realms of domination for callers who enjoy "verbal abuse". Did that definition have too many big words for you?


Where are the girls?
At their homes, nimrod. No, there aren't photos of the girls here. They do not want losers even looking at them.


But what kinds of girls can verbally kick my ass?
Every type we have. We already know you are the perfect target. Basically we have women and girls of all ages, young and old. They are all located all over the United States. It will depend on what kind of girl you'd like. We've got everything from older women to college girls. You'll be asked after all you're billing is set up, and you'll be able to make a choice based on their descriptions from the secretary.


What's a call like?
We understand that you may not have ever been laid, or talked to a girl before so we're happy to explain. Once you are connected to the live girl in her home you can communicate with her about your interests. You can tell her what a loser you are. Depending on what you like, verbal humiliation or humiliating tasks… you can expect her to laugh a lot, and be creative.


What's financial domination?
Usually it's for guys who enjoy being used for their money. That's one reason why we charge higher rates to talk to us. If you'd like to incorporate further money slavery topics, just tell the girl.


How can I get the best call?
The best way is to get to the point and tell us what you like. We're not mind readers, and even though we'll will spot you right away as a loser… you should still tell us why you are one. Those stories entertain us and help us to prove you with the service. And lastly, have some fun damn it. We will be.


Where is customer support?
You can write an email to the manager and expect a response within 24 hours.




Loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much.

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