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The Loser List

Does any of this apply to you? Just answer True or False.
3 True's pretty much sum it all up for you loser.
Then call us... we could use a good laugh at your expense.



1. You are a virgin

2. You must pay women to talk to you

3. You have cock sucking fantasies

4. You have a small penis

5. You enjoy wearing panties or other female articles

6. You are a premature ejaculator

7. You live at home with your parents

8. Your car is a decade old

9. A large portion of your income goes to your phone sex bill

10. You have never had a second date with the same woman

11. You think Pizza Hut is a classy place

12. Your pick up lines cause laughter

13. You collect "toys"

14. You spend time preparing for masturbation, almost like it was a date

15. You have a sex toy, but yet no girl friend

16. One or more people have already called you a "loser"

17. You have a comic book collection

18. You have seen Star Wars more times then you have had sex

19. You didn't see what was funny about Napoleon Dynamite, he seemed like a cool guy to you

20. You still kiss your mom "goodnight"

21. You are unattractive in every way

22. You are socially awkward

23. You don't really know what socially awkward means, but being around other people makes you feel weird



Loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much.

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