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Hi Dumb-Dumb. You are a L-O-S-E-R! And we
know it. You know it too... and
all the women
on the planet can spot it.  Not to mention that... but you've probably
got freaky nasty taboo fantasies which only
make you even less attractive to women. It's
ok though, you can be relieved. We're here
to take care of you loser... but you're gonna
pay a high price for it. We specialize in dealing with special freaks
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The Loser List
Does any of this apply to you? Just answer
True or False.
3 True's pretty much sum it all up
for you
loser.
Then call us... we could use a good
laugh
at your expense.
1. You are a virgin
2. You must pay women to talk
to you
3. You have cock sucking fantasies
4. You have a small penis
5. You enjoy wearing panties
or other female
articles
6. You are a premature ejaculator
7. You live at home with your
parents
8. Your car is a decade old
9. A large portion of your income
goes to
your phone sex bill
10. You have never had a second
date with
the same woman
11. You think Pizza Hut is a
classy place
12. Your pick up lines cause
laughter
13. You collect "toys"
14. You spend time preparing
for masturbation,
almost like it was a date
15. You have a sex toy, but yet
no girl friend
16. One or more people have already
called
you a "loser"
17. You have a comic book collection
18. You have seen Star Wars more
times then
you have had sex
19. You didn't see what was funny
about Napoleon
Dynamite, he seemed like a cool
guy to you
20. You still kiss your mom "goodnight"
21. You are unattractive in every
way
22. You are socially awkward
23. You don't really know what
socially awkward
means, but being around other
people makes
you feel weird |
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Loser – n. A person who has fallen off the
social ladder, climbed down the
social ladder,
jumped off the social ladder,
or just never
bothered to climb the social
ladder in the
first place. It is perfectly
acceptable to
insult losers, because they have
nowhere
to fall to and it won’t hurt
much.
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Stupid is as Stupid Does!
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